This is not the greatest product description in the world, this is just a tribute. Once every millennia, or every hundred millennia, a product will be described in a such a way, that there is no doubt of its grandeur, or its life-changing ability. But this is not that product description, this is just a tribute. Now for the description:
T-shirt. With a T on it. Heh, that could be funny. A T T-shirt. Whoops. I think that makes it sound like pee. But this shirt has no pee on it. Just a T.