Now here’s a fancy fellow. Look at that fancy hat, and what’s that, a monocle? He’s really going to make a big impression with the ladies. Well, the ones over 60 at least. I’m not sure if monocles are back in fashion with the younger crowd yet. Give it a few years, for steampunk to really go mainstream. Those washboard abs will be a hit though. A guy with money, and a body? The other ladies will line up.
Not me though, I’m allergic to peanuts.